The Smith Safari: October 2011

Watching a movie....few minutes to blog... I think I will! :)

Just thought I'd give you a little laugh for the day. :) How'd I do?

Top 10 perks of having all boys

No pink loads of laundry.
Way cooler toys.
I will never have to share my makeup or hair products.
I really don't have to do their hair if I don't want. They just mess it up and it looks the same anyway.
They don't care what they wear. They would spend their lives in pjs or undershirts if I would let them.
When they fight, they just hit each other and go back to playing.
I am the only one that ever uses the toilet paper.
I will pretty much never, ever have to mow the lawn or pick up the dog poop.
Everyone can pee at the same time, speeding up bedtime.
Three words: Fathers and Sons.

Top 10 drawbacks of having all boys.

Kind of sick of Transformers!
Burping is a lot funnier to boys.
No cute little princess shoes around here.
I am pretty sure that little girls don't get this obsessed about spiders.
Nobody ever wants their hair done! Then they have the nerve to ask why only girls get to have long hair. "Because boys don't take care of it!"
The area around the toilet. Is it really so hard to hit boys?!
Hand-me-downs. I hate hand-me-downs...always have! Being taught a lesson aren't I?
My messy house. Don't believe it all comes from them? Want to borrow them?!
I can't even walk down the girl's toy isle withoug someone blurting out, "YUCK! PINK! I HATE PRINCESSES!"
They all come equiped with high-pressure hoses that do not squirt nice clean water.

The Smith Safari